The front page of today's Financial Times was so full of alliteration that it inspired me to write a song. Feel free to sing along to the tune of "My Favorite Things" from the Sound of Music:
Benchmarks on bonuses,
New rules on risk-taking,
Demolishing dark pools
and banning book-baking,
Snitches and wiretaps a prison cell brings,
These are a few of my favorite things.
When the Fed bites,
when Feebies sting,
When you're dealing bad....
It pays to remember my favorite things
And reel in the greed a tad.........